WWE RAW Results (12/15/2014): Detroit, Michigan

Chris Jericho vs. Paul Heyman

We return from the break and out comes Chris Jericho. Next out is his opponent for tonight ….Paul Heyman! Heyman has a mic and talks the whole way to the ring. He says he doesn’t find this funny. He says he could say something funny like he’s the “jew” in “jiu-jitsu,” but again, he doesn’t find this funny.

Heyman gets in the ring and says this is stupid to want to beat him up over $200 from 20 years ago. He offers to pay Jericho and avoid the fight. He pulls out a checkbook, so of course the announcers make a bounced check joke. Jericho slaps the checkbook out of his hand. They find out that the match is going to be a Street Fight, via the voting from the WWE App.

Finally, Heyman says Jericho came here tonight to fight, but not him, he’s gonna have to fight The Beast Incarnate — Buurrrock Lesssnaaarr. With that said, out comes the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Lesnar takes his time heading to the ring. Finally, he gets in the ring and gets in Jericho’s face. They stare each other down for a few moments and then finally Jericho starts firing away at Lesnar with punches. Jericho goes for a Codebreaker, but Lesnar pushes him away and blasts him with an F-5.

Lesnar stands over a beaten down Jericho for a few seconds and then he and Heyman simply walk away. And that’s that.

In-Ring Segment: Fandango, Rosa Mendes, Roman Reigns & Big Show

After that segment, we see Rosa Mendes. She does her part of the intro and then out comes Fandango. He dances his way to the ring as we head to a commercial break.

We return from commercial and see Fandango and Rosa Mendes in the ring together. Fandango has Jericho’s Slammy Award. He begins to talk but is interupted by Roman Reigns’ music.

Reigns makes his way to the ring through the crowd to a big pop from the Detroit fans. He hits the ring and Fandango gets in his face and says, “You think …” but that’s all he could say, as Reigns blasted him with a punch and then a big spear.

The fans chant “Roman Reigns! Roman Reigns!” as he picks up a microphone. Now Reigns is cut off, as all he said was “I” before he is interupted by Big Show’s theme music. Big Show slowly makes his way down the ramp and he too has a mic in his hand.

Big Show’s music cuts off. Reigns tells Show that if he comes down to this ring, he’s gonna hit him in the mouth. Show says he’d like to see him do that, “pretty boy.” Show says everyone is excited to see him back, but he made a mistake putting his hands on him last night at TLC.

Show approaches the ring, but as soon as he gets to the apron, Reigns nails him with a Superman punch. Show doesn’t go down but he’s pissed. He kicks the stairs and backs up. The fans chant “this is awesome” as Reigns’ music plays and Big Show leaves while Reigns stares him down from the ring. We head to commercial.

The Miz (with Damien Mizdow) vs. Jimmy Uso (with Jey Uso)

We return from the break and out comes The Miz and Damien Mizdow. After that, The Usos make their way to the ring. It’s time for singles action, as Miz and Jimmy Uso are scheduled to go one-on-one.

The bell sounds and here we go. Uso goes after Miz but Miz goes to the floor. Fans chant for Sandow already. Miz goes back in but retreats once again. Miz continues to stall. Jimmy chases him back in and ducks a clothesline. Jimmy with a scoop slam. We see Naomi watching backstage as Uso works Miz over. Uso with another scoop slam and some chops in the corner. Jimmy beats Miz down in the corner now. Uso runs into an elbow but tackles Miz with right hands. Miz rolls out of the floor after another big chop.

Uso comes after him but Miz nails a boot to the face on the apron. Sandow gets in the way and Miz pushes him to boos. Miz rams Uso into the apron and brings him back in for a 2 count. Miz with a headlock now. Fans chant for Sandow, who is putting on quite the performance at ringside. Miz slides out of a Samoan Drop and hits the neckbreaker combo for a 2 count.

Uso makes a comeback and leaps out onto Miz on the floor. Uso rolls him back in and goes to the top. Uso nails the crossbody for a 2 count. Miz catches a superkick and goes for the Figure Four but it’s countered. Uso hits the Samoan Drop. Sandow runs in and bumps across the ring.

The Miz out of nowhere with a Skull Crushing Finale attempt, but it’s blocked. Jey Uso assists and Jimmy nails a superkick. Uso goes to the top rope and hits his big splash. 1-2-3. Uso wins. We see a shot of Naomi watched on from a monitor backstage. We head to a commercial.

Winner: Jimmy Uso

Backstage: The Miz, Damien Mizdow & Naomi

Back from the break and we shoot backstage where we see Naomi walking. Up comes The Miz and Damien Mizdow. Miz babbles for a while, as Mizdow mimics his actions and words, until he finally invites Naomi to be a guest on a MizTV segment on this week’s Main Evnet. He tells her she shouldn’t tell Jimmy Uso about it.