Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not “Becky with the Good Hair,” Thank You Very Much

And now, it sounds like Paltrow wants to shout from the rooftops that she is not, in fact, “Becky with the good hair.” Not at all. Her rep told People that the rumor is “completely absurd and 100 percent false.”

“Gwyneth and Beyoncé and Jay-Z are still very close friends so none of this makes any sense,” an anonymous source said

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Paltrow even sounded off on the theory herself when a fan asked her about it in a comment on her Instagram.

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“WHAT???” she wrote. “Of course not, that is ABSURD. Good lord.”

That settles that, but can the real Becky please stand up?